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To My New Boss,
You are an asshole. Maybe I’ll even call you a boss hole. We haven’t even officially met because you sent your executive assistant to give me a list of “to-dos” due to your worry that all your lower assistants will “fall for you and make a pass.” You wish I would make a pass. You’d be lucky to catch a glimpse of my fine ass. In fact, why don’t you kiss it instead, jerk?
Also, no, I’m not taking a vocabulary or algebra test. Just because you’re the CEO doesn’t give you the right to be pompous and arrogant. And frankly, I saw that photo of you in the newspaper last year; are you cousins with the yeti? Not a good look.
You can keep your $25 an hour. My self-respect is worth more than that. And no, I’m not interested in any of your other offers.
Marcia “I Have Self-Respect” Lucas
P.S. Never in a Million Years
I never intended to actually send the email. I’m not crazy. It was just a way to vent. I actually did need the money way too much to go off on my boss. Only, when I went into the office the next day, there was a note on my desk. It read, “A million years is up. See me in my office.”
My dad was right; my mouth would eventually get me into trouble. Only, he had no idea just how bad the trouble was going to be.
Join Hiddleston –
I am 6 feet tall and 220 lbs. This shirt fit me perfectly in the chest and shoulders. My only complaint is that it is so long! I like to wear polo shirts untucked. This shirt goes completely past my rear end. If I wore it with ordinary shorts, you probably wouldnt be able to see the shorts at all – completely hidden by the shirt. It needs to be 4 to 5 inches shorter in terms of length to suit me. I have many RL polo shirts, and this one is by far the longest. I dont understand why.
Kenneth R. Myers –
The shirt was not the fabric I believed it to be. It says Classic Fit but was made like the older versions, not the soft cotton like my others. I don’t understand how the labels are the same but a completely different shirt. Oh well, stuck with it now.
Mike Addington –
Real authentic genuine quality however it fit me like an XL size when In fact Im L. Beware
Ervin Arlington –
The Ralph Lauren quaility is here in abundance. My husband always says that the Lauren polos fit better and last longer than any other brand.I love the new \”heathered\” color and the price is always excellent through shop
Patrick M. Newman –
My son loved this Jacket for his Senior Prom… He got sooo many compliments! He is slim build 5’11 and 150lbs … I ordered a large … it was a little big … but it was fine!